The blonde died and went to heaven. Before St. Peter let her pass through the pearly gates St. Peter told her she would have to pass a test by answering the following question, "Describe the Christian Easter story". The blonde's answer is today's quote of the day.
"Well, Jesus was crucified, died, and was buried. He died for our sins."
"Very good!", said St. Peter.
"and then Mary Magdalen went to the tomb on the third day and saw Jesus rise from the dead, come out of the tomb, and He saw his shadow which means that there will be six more weeks of basetball."