Nice lady in the mall: "You're very handsome. How old are you?"
My 5 year old grandson: "Thanks. I'm five."
Nice lady: "Are you in school yet?"
Grandson: "I could be in Kindergarten, but my parents homeschool me."
Nice Lady: "Homeschool you, dear?"
Grandson: "Yes, the whole world is my class room."
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