Messages from the troops to families they don't remember back home - The Onion

Ya either laugh or cry.

The Onion has produced a one minute video of the troops messages home. How does one deal with tragedy and tremendous sorrow better than with parody and satire. You have to be a little crazy to keep from going insane.

This is a message to my homosexual lover. I am so erotically homosexual that I hope nobody in the military is watching because I will be kicked out.